Richard Smallbone

Just saw this article about oven doors being sold as flat screen TVs. I think the first clue should have been that a guy on the street was willing to sell you a new flat screen for $300. Or maybe when he said, “To tape a show, just preheat to 450°F and put the tape […]

I kept getting these e-mails, saying how I was already pre-approved for a loan regardless of my financial situation, and I sort of ignored them. But then I thought, what the heck, and I answered them all, and now I’m $14 million in debt. But I answered some other e-mails, and now my penis is […]