Mixed feelings

I kept getting these e-mails, saying how I was already pre-approved for a loan regardless of my financial situation, and I sort of ignored them. But then I thought, what the heck, and I answered them all, and now I’m $14 million in debt. But I answered some other e-mails, and now my penis is 12 inches long.

So, you know, sort of a bittersweet afternoon.


One Response to “Mixed feelings”  

  1. 1 John

    This post is why I keep your blog in my reader. :-)

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