Richard Smallbone

I kept getting these e-mails, saying how I was already pre-approved for a loan regardless of my financial situation, and I sort of ignored them. But then I thought, what the heck, and I answered them all, and now I’m $14 million in debt. But I answered some other e-mails, and now my penis is […]

I’ve spent the last half hour at this site, laughing until I was crying so hard I could no longer see. The site will generate advertising slogans based on any word you enter. Of course the word I chose was “penis”.
Also entertaining is the related Movie Quote Generator.